A Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
A Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
An On-site Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
A Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
A Marketing Manager is a person who think he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
A Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
A Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
A Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
A Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
A Vendor is the one who assumes that he has the perfect baby.
A Purchasing Manager is a person who thinks, rather than wait, its faster to adopt a baby.